Its fuck all with them that only speak basic english.
The lady I met yesterday, couldnt understand a word of english.
And I couldn't be bothered leaving a review,
cause it probably wouldn't be published
Its fuck all with them that only speak basic english.
The lady I met yesterday, couldnt understand a word of english.
And I couldn't be bothered leaving a review,
cause it probably wouldn't be published
Ive had some good fun using Google Translate on my phone.
Anyway my dog doesn't say much, and she's great company.
Most of the girls declare whether they are proficient in english, sometimes broken english can be fun / interesting.
Reminds me of a girl that I thought said "I want four euro" as I was trying to unclip her bra!!
I was stunned and was going to my jacket for a fiver...
Turns out she was telling me she WON four euro on a scratch card I had included in the envelope!
JAMESCORK (20-10-15)
Jaysus... Imagine if it came down to that...
Services price list:
Unclip bra.... €4.00
Remove Knickers... €5.00
Fondle Boobies... €10.00
Play with yer mickey..... €15.00
Might be good for those on a budget... ("Arah, leave on the bra love... I'm going for pint later and I'm broke...)
bollocks (20-10-15)
bollocks (20-10-15)