Originally Posted by
Bigusdickus
Usually when I phone a new girl I am undecided, and am looking to be enticed to make a booking.
First of I very quickly suss out is it the escort talking or a maid? Does she sound like the girl in the pics? Does she sound healthy, happy, in control, bla bla bla. Am I likely to get on with this person? Often without asking a single question the girl has lost me at hello I get a bad feeling that its a pimps brothel or the 19 y.o. size 8 is a 50 y.o size 16 chain smoker and say "sorry wrong number" and hang up.
Next I need i home in on some quick practical questions seldom advertised. Hotel or apartment, approx location (e.g. city hall, Malone road, Lisburn road), are you ok with protected oral?
I definitely don't try flirting or free phone sex.
Hotel is a no no and some locations are out of bounds. Some girls get very humpy with the suggestion of safe oral, some girls assure me they have good sexual health. If so she is a keeper and I try to make a booking.
If the girls a maybe then I add her to favourites on my E-I profile. I might call back 6 months later, straight through to a booking.
I can't ever remember making an unsuccessful call longer than 0:59. I see fewer than one escort a year, though maybe call about 3. Hard to see how that is time wasting. Can't speak for other punters though.
Loads of guys just want to play safe otherwise I would be out of a job. When a guy call I always make it very clear, I do not provide unsafe or unprotected services or A level on me. And if it is not fun for both parties then they will not be getting a second visit. However I do know some guys can be a little nervous meeting someone for the first time so of course they dont count and do see the again.
Honesty is always the best policy as I dont like my time to be wasted and nor do clients. Saying you offer a services etc when in fact, one does not can only lead to putting oneself in danger with the wrong sort. And I dont have to do this to get anyone in my door. But then again each to there own, as many are in to different types of bookings with us lovely ladies.
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Last edited by Ladyvonteese; 19-10-15 at 23:35.
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