Advice for newbie

[Harry Cambell&The Heavies]

Im thinking of going to an escort but Im very new to all of this and if Im honest Im really really nervous., not just about the experience but I also have visions of either being robbed or being arrested!!

Also I would hate to be with a girl who was being forced into it, like trafficing or drugs etc how could I tell?

Might sound paranoid I know but just wondering if anyone can tell me what the reality of it all is and any advice (do's/dont's etc)

Thanks

Stay at home its doomsday because Uranus is in the cast of Saturn and Gemini is rising and Mars is heading for the moon.We are fucked im telling you.Get under the fuckin bed and stay there because its doomsday.

Lets say you go to an escort and all goes well and you leave saying she really loves me,i think im special because i mean she told me,right so im different im special and you get knocked down and killed by the luas,or a bus or a car or a swift wind will catch you and carry you to your end or you might get arrested ,robbed,suffer a heart attack,you might trip over something and end up in A and E.Seriously a dangerous world out there.

Stay at home,stay at home,
Westside.

[Patricia]

Stay at home its doomsday because Uranus is in the cast of Saturn and Gemini is rising and Mars is heading for the moon.We are fucked im telling you.Get under the fuckin bed and stay there because its doomsday.

Lets say you go to an escort and all goes well and you leave saying she really loves me,i think im special because i mean she told me,right so im different im special and you get knocked down and killed by the luas,or a bus or a car or a swift wind will catch you and carry you to your end or you might get arrested ,robbed,suffer a heart attack,you might trip over something and end up in A and E.Seriously a dangerous world out there.

Stay at home,stay at home,
Westside.

Westie it sounds like you have psychiatric problems. Lets just cut to the chase. Tell us, what did happen in the Woodshed?

[Harry Cambell&The Heavies]

Westie it sounds like you have psychiatric problems. Lets just cut to the chase. Tell us, what did happen in the Woodshed?

Nope psychiatric problems are created while i was born this way.

No creation of society,
Westside.

[TheNads]

Yes Pat,
He severed his flute in order to avoid temptation. That is why he spends all his time on here preaching to newbies & others about the ills of punting.
He's not a psycho, he's forming a new cult : The Fluteless Liberated Ex-Punter Association (FLEA). He PMd me asking me to join but I declined, my willy is afraid of knives now.

Poor owl' Westie
TheNads.

[Harry Cambell&The Heavies]

Yes Pat,
He severed his flute in order to avoid temptation. That is why he spends all his time on here preaching to newbies & others about the ills of punting.
He's not a psycho, he's forming a new cult : The Fluteless Liberated Ex-Punter Association (FLEA). He PMd me asking me to join but I declined, my willy is afraid of knives now.

Poor owl' Westie
TheNads.

im a one man cult.Now quit the lies about pming.I already told you months ago how to deal with your latent homosexuality but you keeping coming on to me in pms.This must stop now.Im not worth it.
Nope,my organisation is called SSFIB. (THE SOCIETY OF SANITY FOR INSANE BROTHERS)I founded it while at school.Went to a very wierd school, Our Lady Of Prepetual Pre Menstrual Tension.The good ole days.

He wont take no for an answer,
Westside.

[experienced punter]

im a one man cult.now quit the lies about pming.i already told you months ago how to deal with your latent homosexuality but you keeping coming on to me in pms.this must stop now.im not worth it.
Nope,my organisation is called ssfib. (the society of sanity for insane brothers)i founded it while at school.went to a very wierd school, our lady of prepetual pre menstrual tension.the good ole days.

He wont take no for an answer,
westside.

k e e p t a k i n g t h e t a b l e t s ............

[Harry Cambell&The Heavies]

k e e p t a k i n g t h e t a b l e t s ............

you still punting?Remember you wanted to give it alllllllllllllllll up.You still at it?Ah sure.

YouTube - QUEEN: I Want To Break Free



Westside.

Sweetie get the fuck away from my profile.Oppps must write that down for my shrink.I have to right down anything i do or say that causes me to be manicial.So far this moprning ive gone through a whole copy book.A large one.

[TheNads]

Just 'cos you no longer have a tool doesn't mean you can't have fun. Every adaptor has both a plug & a socket part you know ?

Will you pick up that 50c I dropped on the floor there like a good lad ?
TheNads.

[experienced punter]

you still punting?Remember you wanted to give it alllllllllllllllll up.You still at it?Ah sure.

YouTube - QUEEN: I Want To Break Free



Westside.

Sweetie get the fuck away from my profile.Oppps must write that down for my shrink.I have to right down anything i do or say that causes me to be manicial.So far this moprning ive gone through a whole copy book.A large one.

I thought u were goneWelcome back AGAIN anyway.....