Fake, fake bullshit! Why did I even do it, never again!!!!

[Dick]

Some people have a problem with them honey, but omg they are seriously doing my head in, just got them done as I have a few long bookings at the weekend so thought as some else was treating me I'd get them done, never again.x



I have nice nails already just thought I'd try them, and I hate wearing them. x
Lady Von Teese


The only color I wear is red honey as it suit the passionate side of me. lol X
Lady Von Teese


I should posted first before getting them done honey, hate the way they feel and cant do fecking anything the way I used to do. x
Lady Von Teese


I have never seen anyone wearing them were you still cant see the real nails growing under them, may just do a photo shoot and keep them for my long booking, then its off with them. x
Lady Von Teese


Just check how they remove them and can understand why its going to take month to recover. x
Lady Von Teese


Well at least your spending your money wisely honey, on us girls. loll And we have plenty to munch on instead of your nails. lol

Lady Von Teese



I used to have bad nails, weak etc then I started wearing rubber gloves to wash, or when using baby products as it was only then my lovely nail became strong again. Good your able to do them yourself as saves a good bit of money. x
Lady Von Teese



OMG, when I spend time doing my own nails and when some of polish comes off, I am gutted honey, it would like me seeing you do that with my OCD. lol. But with that sexy curvy body of yours I think most would not be taking much notice of your nails. lol

Lady Von Teese

Darling, you forgot, im not tom Rambo. With me you get a proper sexy encounter with me pushing all your buttons or your money back!

Ladies shouldn't be working. There's us men for that sort of thing