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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    1. Skinny jeans


    What is the fucking point of these? They look terrible, and make the wearer look like a complete muppet.
    Tight jeans cut off the circulation in the legs and restrict movement. They look extremely uncomfortable. Why would one wear clothes that are uncomfortable and look terrible?
    Skinny jeans look great on women.
    Modern life is great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    2. Smart phones



    Over the last few days I have used public transport as I'm away from home taking a few days off. I was shocked to see so many commuters absolutely glued to these devices, clicking on flicking at some obviously top notch content. While accepting the occasional usefulness of these, I believe prolonged use of these will have profound effects on our society, especially leading to antisocialism and blindness.

    You heard it here first.
    Checking out the EI website.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    3. Celebrity culture



    Why do we have to know about these people? They have achieved nothing worthwhile. They contribute nothing to humanity. Why should some vacuous Trollop famous for giving some other nonentity a blow job, have their dumb opinions and inane actions broadcasted to an unsuspecting world?
    Fuck yeah..

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    Modern life is great.... try the alternatives.
    Primitivism, poverty and paucity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetSmart View Post
    Modern life is great.... try the alternatives.
    Primitivism, poverty and paucity.
    Dear diary, today I learnt a peculiar new word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetSmart View Post
    Modern life is great.... try the alternatives.
    Primitivism, poverty and paucity.
    Primitivism, poverty and paucity survive into our modern era.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    Primitivism, poverty and paucity survive into our modern era.
    Not so much for Internet posters.

    And much of the world cannot be classed as modern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Dear diary, today I learnt a peculiar new word.
    I am glad to have helped remedy the paucity of your vocabulary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetSmart View Post
    I am glad to have helped remedy the paucity of your vocabulary.
    Thank you. Could you do anything for the paucity of my hair follicles while you're at it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    2. Smart phones



    Over the last few days I have used public transport as I'm away from home taking a few days off. I was shocked to see so many commuters absolutely glued to these devices, clicking on flicking at some obviously top notch content. While accepting the occasional usefulness of these, I believe prolonged use of these will have profound effects on our society, especially leading to antisocialism and blindness.

    You heard it here first.
    Makes it hard to chat up a nice girl

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