Some things about me

[Dick]

After 2 glasses of whisky I start telling people how much I love them

I would love to wear leather trousers again or even rubber ones

I got expelled from school

My pubes now match my going grey hair colour... So unfair

I'm a Dom...I swear!

The girl I want is ALWAYS beyond me but I can be the funny amusing friend with no benefits

I hate using battery powered vibrators on the ladies, mains all the way

I have a fantasy about being naked except for a kilt in a room full of women and a desire to walk down Grafton St naked except for the kilt and a leather shirt