After 2 glasses of whisky I start telling people how much I love them
I would love to wear leather trousers again or even rubber ones
I got expelled from school
My pubes now match my going grey hair colour... So unfair
I'm a Dom...I swear!
The girl I want is ALWAYS beyond me but I can be the funny amusing friend with no benefits
I hate using battery powered vibrators on the ladies, mains all the way
I have a fantasy about being naked except for a kilt in a room full of women and a desire to walk down Grafton St naked except for the kilt and a leather shirt