Hi there,
This recession is really beginning to bite, a bit like a tight gussett will chaff on your bits !
So here I go, I am hoping to get a few extra inches on my owl' fella' & am willing to do anything wit the right, generous lady. I'll even have sex, do the shopping or watch Coronation Street.
This is genuine & I'd like you ladies to form an orderly queue. I'm prepared to go on continental holidays, apply sun lotion & fetch the coctails.

Your photo gets mine,
TheNads.