Looking for a Sugarmummy

[TheNads]

Hi there,
This recession is really beginning to bite, a bit like a tight gussett will chaff on your bits !
So here I go, I am hoping to get a few extra inches on my owl' fella' & am willing to do anything wit the right, generous lady. I'll even have sex, do the shopping or watch Coronation Street.
This is genuine & I'd like you ladies to form an orderly queue. I'm prepared to go on continental holidays, apply sun lotion & fetch the coctails.

Your photo gets mine,
TheNads.

[Auntie Pat]

Pm me you read haired hunk. I’ll take care of allllllllllllllllllllllllllll ur sugar needs

[Patricia]

Pm me you read haired hunk. I’ll take care of allllllllllllllllllllllllllll ur sugar needs

Yeah, are you interested in naked cleaning theNads? Auntie needs a horny home helper

[Liz McDonald]

Look no further than me. I run my own pub.You can have a good lick at my hotpot.I do like a toyboy. You don't have to watch Corrie I'm sick of it. Just as long as Blanche doesn't find out about you we'll be ok

[Auntie Pat]

Yeah, are you interested in naked cleaning theNads? Auntie needs a horny home helper

I want to strap a feather duster to ‘the nads’ and watch him spring clean my granny flat. Maybe then my naughty niece you’ll pay me a visit now and then cause you said my place was manky a few weeks ago.

[Liz McDonald]

I'm glad lady muck aka Hot Lizzy isn't in the running for this. I know how well her and thenads get on

[TheNads]

Sorry ladies, I've been busy & only now getting to see these replies. I'm dumbfounded at the offers & will weigh them up over the coming days.
Are you throwing your hat into the ring Pat ? I do a mean bowl of porridge in the morning & can slap a stitch in the gussett of them worn under crackers.
Hot Liz is only 38 (LOL), so she wouldn't qualify as a sugarmummy.

So sit by the phones ladies, I'll be contacting the lucky winner soon. Not too late for any new applicants.
TheNads.

[clarence hilten]

Hi there,
This recession is really beginning to bite, a bit like a tight gussett will chaff on your bits !
So here I go, I am hoping to get a few extra inches on my owl' fella' & am willing to do anything wit the right, generous lady. I'll even have sex, do the shopping or watch Coronation Street.
This is genuine & I'd like you ladies to form an orderly queue. I'm prepared to go on continental holidays, apply sun lotion & fetch the coctails.

Your photo gets mine,
TheNads.

yooo hooooo young man oooooohhhhhhh ducky, your a nice young man.

i could do with a new toy-boy ducky and i,m more sexy than auntie pat

so young man, do ya wanna be MY young man????????

xxxxxx
clarry

[sue ellen]

Hi there,
This recession is really beginning to bite, a bit like a tight gussett will chaff on your bits !
So here I go, I am hoping to get a few extra inches on my owl' fella' & am willing to do anything wit the right, generous lady. I'll even have sex, do the shopping or watch Coronation Street.
This is genuine & I'd like you ladies to form an orderly queue. I'm prepared to go on continental holidays, apply sun lotion & fetch the coctails.

Your photo gets mine,
TheNads.

hi there T.N

you sure look like a cute little man with plenty of passion. j.r,s got plenty of money, he can pay you to be my little sweety toyboy

never mind those other old bats honey,
go for sue-ellen, shes got the money.

[JR Ewing]

Your welcome to her Thenads. It means I don't have to shag her anymore