Looking for a Sugarmummy

[TheNads]

Sorry ladies, I've been busy & only now getting to see these replies. I'm dumbfounded at the offers & will weigh them up over the coming days.
Are you throwing your hat into the ring Pat ? I do a mean bowl of porridge in the morning & can slap a stitch in the gussett of them worn under crackers.
Hot Liz is only 38 (LOL), so she wouldn't qualify as a sugarmummy.

So sit by the phones ladies, I'll be contacting the lucky winner soon. Not too late for any new applicants.
TheNads.

[carlos marvado]

Nads you forgot to tell the prospective Sugarmummies that you're a Bubble Blower and expect the lucky winner to bring you to the Boleyn Grounds on Saturday afternoons.

[TheNads]

Yeah Carlos,
This week however it will be The Emirates they'll be waiting outside, no free tickets. I'll be there & expecting, on recent form, to give them Arse fuckers a run for their money.
My chosen Sugarmummy can wait in a local establishment & have a nice cold one waiting for my arrival after the game. Then she can bring me to a nice 5 Star hotel & have her way with me.

I bet that tempts a few more ladies,
TheNads.

[Babs]

count me in luv I'll sugga coat ya daddyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TheNads]

As a tender teenager Babs I used to look at your baps in the Carry On movies & salivate. The idea that I might actually get my greedy little paws on them is too much for 1 man. How are the aforementioned trupennies holding up over time (fnar, fnar, ala Sid James).
I've got my choice, it's Babs !
She's promised me a walk-on part in Eastenders, wearing my 'Ammers scarf aswell & a sing along part in a rendition of Knees 'Ap 'Maver 'Bran in the Queen Vic.
She also likes a bit of trap 2 action !

I'm forever blowing bubbles
TheNads.

[Blanche Hunt]

Am I too late to enter the race. Forget those other hussies. I'm experienced and I'll show you a thing or two. I'll gladly take you bowling. It beats going to court or a funeral. I can't afford a 5 star hotel on my pension. I'll take you back to our Deirdres and I'll have my wicked way with you.

[carlos marvado]

Nads, I think you should stick with Babs.

If you were to marry that auld biddy Blanche, you'd end up being related to virtually everybody else on the Street in a roundabout way. With the amount of goings on and bed hopping there, the place should be investigated for incestuous activity. It's no f**king wonder they're all half mad.

[Blanche Hunt]

Talk about pot calling the kettle black. This place is a complete nuthouse, especially the soap section where theres one fruitcake. At least we're only half mad I wouldn't want to be a raving lunatic. Deirdre won't be happy when she sees Kenneth bed hopping in that boat. Talk about rock the boat.

[Babs]

As a tender teenager Babs I used to look at your baps in the Carry On movies & salivate. The idea that I might actually get my greedy little paws on them is too much for 1 man. How are the aforementioned trupennies holding up over time (fnar, fnar, ala Sid James).
I've got my choice, it's Babs !
She's promised me a walk-on part in Eastenders, wearing my 'Ammers scarf aswell & a sing along part in a rendition of Knees 'Ap 'Maver 'Bran in the Queen Vic.
She also likes a bit of trap 2 action !

I'm forever blowing bubbles
TheNads.

My baps r awl ures govnar only fing is theys down around trap one these years but at least u won’t ave far to commute between my queen vic’s n de archs . U can put yer greyhound in trap two anytime mate just be sure ta give dis ole dog a bone.

Nads, I think you should stick with Babs.

awwww ain't u da sweety eh. freebie's awl round startin wiv Mr Marvado. who wants a bit ta babs?

[TheNads]

How ya' doin' Bud ? I'd gladly have a swift half in the Rovers with you & discuss the relative merits of Free Market ecomomics Vs a more regulated, social model.

After the one I'm off to nestle in Babs' baps, she has free ale aswell !