let me introduce myself

[SmallHorn]

Dave Party....


Now thats an cool name

[scatmanjohn]

Poor dave I mean John or something like that ye are melting his head this is the fastest growing thread for a newbie

best to keep away Sarah as you might not be safe here either, you could be renamed something horrible too... anyhow you really are beautiful, are those boobs real? they are magnificent

[Dick]

Could I Clear something up here please, Please stop trying to guess who I am as I already told you's, its Scatman John and have never been on here before, well have been reading as a guest for 2 months but decided to stop hiding and come out of the undergrowth and from behind hedges and apartment walls.

So Sorry Sofiabombshell

New members are required to take a simple test. Please choose A, B or C to the questions below

1/ You have just left an escorts apartment, do you

A: Hide in the bushes and see who's next, camera phone at the ready?
B: Go back an hour later and demand free sex as you are really garda
C: Wander around for a bit with a phone clamped to your ear trying to book another one in the same block as its a really horny day

2/ You saw an escort and realise there is something special between you both, do you

A: Bombard her with text messages and voicecalls, asking her out on dates and say how you can save her and give her a better life
B: Stalk her on the forum, lots of pm's and thanking all her posts, even if they aren't about you
C: Book her using a different number and turn up with a priest and your mother and a diamond ring from Argos

3/ You REALLY fancy an escort but shes well pricey, €80 FFS! Do you

A: Ring and haggle, after all, shes not many reviews and you promise a great review if she gives you a discount
B: Post in client requests, offering €200 euros for the whole day, that's a lot of dosh and you will let her kip down for a few hours before getting back on the job
C: Post a price thread and just wank off to a few pics on the posted links, congratulating yourself on saving a few bob

[scatmanjohn]

Dave Party....


Now thats an cool name

you started this all off now i'm like some sort freak show on here

[Dick]

So your full name is Dave Party!

Song for Dave Party

[scatmanjohn]

they only trying to rattle your tree and see what falls out. Thought you said you've been hanging around hear for a few months now?

if you rattle the trees beside beautiful escort's apartments i, scatmanjohn will fall out of them

[Dick]

if you rattle the trees beside beautiful escort's apartments i, scatmanjohn will fall out of them

did you take my test yet?

[scatmanjohn]

New members are required to take a simple test. Please choose A, B or C to the questions below

1/ You have just left an escorts apartment, do you

A: Hide in the bushes and see who's next, camera phone at the ready? i got my own all weather camcorder
B: Go back an hour later and demand free sex as you are really garda
C: Wander around for a bit with a phone clamped to your ear trying to book another one in the same block as its a really horny day

2/ You saw an escort and realise there is something special between you both, do you

A: Bombard her with text messages and voicecalls, asking her out on dates and say how you can save her and give her a better life
B: Stalk her on the forum, lots of pm's and thanking all her posts, even if they aren't about you
C: Book her using a different number and turn up with a priest and your mother and a diamond ring from Argos [COLOR="#FF0000"]OH forget the priest i'm a protestant[/COLOR]

3/ You REALLY fancy an escort but shes well pricey, €80 FFS! Do you

A: Ring and haggle, after all, shes not many reviews and you promise a great review if she gives you a discount
B: Post in client requests, offering €200 euros for the whole day, that's a lot of dosh and you will let her kip down for a few hours before getting back on the job[COLOR="#FF0000"] [B]is that option available on here[/COLOR]:[/B])
C: Post a price thread and just wank off to a few pics on the posted links, congratulating yourself on saving a few bob

so how did i do ..did i pass then

[SmallHorn]

you started this all off now i'm like some sort freak show on here

I did didnt I!


Sorry Dave!

Or should I call you by your full name Mr David Party Esquire AKA "Raving Dave"

[Mister Anderson]

so how did i do ..did i pass then

Congratulations, you've passed.