In the time honoured tradition (yet annoying to some, don't give a fiddlers), I, Dick, of Dickington Towers, Upper Westside, wish to announce that I have joined the exclusive bitches club of the delectable Claudia
Everything they said was true, (except the B cup), couldn't even claim the taxi fare.
I'm still in recovery, every part of me aches and she didn't even offer me a massage at the end, and she threw her keys at me, but apart from all that, she deserves a medal for putting up with me, she is one cool gorgeous lady and the little minx has just made my weekend
Still couldn't find those damn Oreo's though and believe me, I looked EVERYWHERE!
Sorry Saul, you are history mate!