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[Dick]

Now now no need to be like that just because I wouldnt see you

& for your information it was a lot longer than that & I didnt charge him

It was meant as humour babe, where was a dig??

Please please see me, I will buy you a drink first honest, and I'll put my best teeth in for ya

[Naughtynatalie]

It was meant as humour babe, where was a dig??

Please please see me, I will buy you a drink first honest, and I'll put my best teeth in for ya

Ah jesus dont get all sensitive ya eejit & get the drinks in will ye

Leave the teeth out as you seem to be biting today

[Zander]

Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
I'm thinking of sending a questionnaire for the lady to qualify for my wonga

What you doing the weekend babe ? ........... I'm sugar coating shit.
What did ya have for breakfast ? .............. your da.
When did ya last have a bowl movement ? ............ an hour ago when I put my cereal bowl in the dishwasher.
What was the name of ya first pet ? .............. Adolf Hitler, he was a bunny rabbit.
Who's ya favourite uncle ? ............ Uncle Fester.
How often do ya trim ya toe nails ? ............. Never, I'm going for a world record.
How many hours sleep do you like each night ? ............ I dont sleep at night I'm a Vampire.

That's just the first page.

All the things i must consider before i make that booking

Please see above or dont

disgusting that, youre a long toe nailed vampire escort, must be a bugger to wear high heels

[Naughtynatalie]

Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
I'm thinking of sending a questionnaire for the lady to qualify for my wonga

What you doing the weekend babe ? ........... I'm sugar coating shit.
What did ya have for breakfast ? .............. your da.
When did ya last have a bowl movement ? ............ an hour ago when I put my cereal bowl in the dishwasher.
What was the name of ya first pet ? .............. Adolf Hitler, he was a bunny rabbit.
Who's ya favourite uncle ? ............ Uncle Fester.
How often do ya trim ya toe nails ? ............. Never, I'm going for a world record.
How many hours sleep do you like each night ? ............ I dont sleep at night I'm a Vampire.

That's just the first page.

All the things i must consider before i make that booking


disgusting that, youre a long toe nailed vampire escort, must be a bugger to wear high heels

Why disgusting? My feet are clean & I dont bite ............ much!

Not really, I wear open toed heels. Simples.

[Dick]

Ah jesus dont get all sensitive ya eejit & get the drinks in will ye

Leave the teeth out as you seem to be biting today

Bite me

[Patt113]

Thinking about all those escorts who find themselves at a loose end at the weekend, wishing for some friendly male company, no strings attached, I suggest that some caring soul could organise a party.
The lonely escorts would pay a small token (€50?) towards drink and nibbles and get to talk to assorted men who are also looking for friendship, while listening to music from the hit parade of the 1970s and 1980s. Everybody wins!

[Naughtynatalie]

Bite me

It'll cost ya

[Naughtynatalie]

Thinking about all those escorts who find themselves at a loose end at the weekend, wishing for some friendly male company, no strings attached, I suggest that some caring soul could organise a party.
The lonely escorts would pay a small token (€50?) towards drink and nibbles and get to talk to assorted men who are also looking for friendship, while listening to music from the hit parade of the 1970s and 1980s. Everybody wins!

If you'd said 90's you could have been on to a winner

[Dick]

Thinking about all those escorts who find themselves at a loose end at the weekend, wishing for some friendly male company, no strings attached, I suggest that some caring soul could organise a party.
The lonely escorts would pay a small token (€50?) towards drink and nibbles and get to talk to assorted men who are also looking for friendship, while listening to music from the hit parade of the 1970s and 1980s. Everybody wins!

Great idea, I can bring my shit stirring spoons and play a few tunes on my knees. Just need someone to play the violin

[Dick]

It'll cost ya

I.o.u? Pension day not till next Tuesday!