problems with some ladies

[Dick]

) i'm not polishhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (some persons said to me when i must apply before for a job, to write poland as my country because irish can't make the difference between accents ) ) i don't know if romanian guys are sexy because i like ladies)...but i'm 1.93 cm and 94kg )-so, i'm fooking sexy too)
(if i read between your words i could act i'm polish, but if the woman start speak with me in polish?m?)

yeah polish for sure, well known fact that Romanian men are 3ft, 200kg dwarves, ive seen the movies.
The women, on the other hand are sexy as hell and really good at holding big thick red poles in their hands (no polish pun intended )

Just say you are cockney, all the girls love a cockney, apples and pairs and plates of meat, coming out for a ruby?

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