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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    terrorists nearly always speak with an English accent.
    whatcha fink wez talkin man wez talkin da queens enggalish aint wez n put on sum clothes u iz n a affront ta islam u iz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Look out for the English ladies Jack
    As anyone who has followed your career knows, terrorists nearly always speak with an English accent.
    Thanks for the advice Patricia. I've been told that about the English ladies. You can't trust them or believe a word they say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by da burka boyz View Post
    whatcha fink wez talkin man wez talkin da queens enggalish aint wez n put on sum clothes u iz n a affront ta islam u iz
    OI you lot aladdin and your curly toed, kebab munchin bunch

    you think you have outwitted the forces of british justice

    we have located the corner shop where you lot are holed up AND

    we know for a fact, cos a little dicky bird told us, that you have WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

    so prepare to have the poxy corner shop invaded gunga din

    and just to let you know of the newest employee in british police intelligence

    THIS MAN WILL SMOKE YOUS OUT


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    Gene my long lost son I've found you at last. Here of all places. Tell me what in the hell are you doing with all these prostitutes.
    Last edited by Blanche Hunt; 28-01-09 at 14:01. Reason: mind your own business Ken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blanche Hunt View Post
    Gene my long lost son I've found you at last. Here of all places. Tell me what in the hell are you doing with all these prostitutes.
    PROSTITUTES MOTHER



    none of my snitches told me anything about PROSTITUTES

    i,ve been getting it for FREE right left and centre


    there,s this liz one - Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul!

    anyway, i,m here representing the stature of great british policing as all those criminals on e-i can tell you

    great to see you here mum, dont tell that psycho Dierdre you seen me

    right now me and jack are on the trail of Mustapha Sisha and his gang of anti-social frenchy terrorists

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    That's what I said flaming prostitues, hookers, tarts, sluts, jezebels, lying, cheating, backstabbing hussies. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blanche Hunt View Post
    That's what I said flaming prostitues, hookers, tarts, sluts, jezebels, lying, cheating, backstabbing hussies. Don't say I didn't warn you.
    ok mum, i get the message.

    we,ll bring that liz mcdonald in for questioning straight away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blanche Hunt View Post
    Gene my long lost son I've found you at last. Here of all places. Tell me what in the hell are you doing with all these prostitutes.

    You mean thats Deidres brother Gene..........why didn't he do anything when she got mixed up with that no good man that worked in the shop in the airport Tie Rack I think and pretended he was a pillot - oh Blanche how you could of done with Gene then - Don't worry all down my street wrote to Tony Blurrrrrrrrrr to get her freed.

    The Real Liz Hilton not the slapper in the skirt up to her arse.
    Last edited by Hot Lizzy; 28-01-09 at 21:18. Reason: Simon, Peters son wanted some squash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post

    The Real Liz Hilton the slapper in the skirt up to her arse.
    Tut tut tut you shouldn't be saying such things about yourself

    I think this should wipe the smile from your face. Who did you annoy that night.

    Escort Ireland Community - View Profile: liz is a cunt
    I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz McDonald View Post
    Tut tut tut you shouldn't be saying such things about yourself

    I think this should wipe the smile from your face. Who did you annoy that night.

    Escort Ireland Community - View Profile: liz is a cunt
    Hard to narrow it down.....
    Sorry Lizzy... But that's funny ....... not saying it's true ...... but it's funny..
    I am actually LOL......
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
    L

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