Old Man

**bettercallsaul** · 29-09-15, 21:31

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Easy now, no need for that!

So you heard he can't? you think you could be the one?

**bettercallsaul** · 29-09-15, 21:32

Originally Posted by MALCOLM

Yes you're one of us, I forgot to add toothless there too, I got a top class Denture technician

I got cim,ah well I guess money well spent

**MALCOLM** · 29-09-15, 21:33

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

I didnt realise you are that young!!

I could be all of those things

if you're not at the moment you soon will be, something to look forward to, eh?

**SmallHorn** · 29-09-15, 21:33

Originally Posted by robbie9

right , i right give or take a year if im not bang on.

just looked at your reviews there , didn't know you liked TV, thought it was just ts! getting any golf balls recently?

Not a fan of golf tbh, I do watch some Tv but not often, netflix & chill is what Im about

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

I like to think I am the biggest asshole here so stop talking about sexual preference like it's a put down,this is an escort forum not a catholic church prayer group.

I love a good long mass

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

So you heard he can't? you think you could be the one?

He's had his chance

**funlover12** · 29-09-15, 21:34

eleventy....

**bettercallsaul** · 29-09-15, 21:35

Originally Posted by funlover12

eleventy....

numpty.....

**Dick** · 29-09-15, 21:36

Originally Posted by MALCOLM

Its a forum of old fogies, if we were young and beautiful we wouldn't be here, we are mostly all a shower of fat bald ugly old bastards (the other minority are just not right in the head) who's got more money than sense

speak for yourself, personally when I look in the mirror, I see a beautiful young swan...........capable of snapping your neck!

**MALCOLM** · 29-09-15, 21:36

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Speak for yourself!! "the other minority are just not right in the head"

Can't really fault you there.

yes, you're definitely a couple of cans short of a 6 pack

**SmallHorn** · 29-09-15, 21:37

Originally Posted by funlover12

eleventy....

Twelvteen

**Dick** · 29-09-15, 21:39

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

I could safely say every escort I have booked via pm has been surprised that I am not an "Old man"

Happened again today, has no bearing on the punt itself but Im just curious.

Whats thats all about?

Do I come across as an old todger on the forums like Wacker, Rambo, IDF, jabberjibber, Exagerate??

So in typical old man Smallhorn style I have created a poll.

I reckon you are over clocked, and running on empty, a little orange light has started glowing on your knob and you are ignoring it hoping its a service fault

View Poll Results: What age group do you think I am, judging on forum?

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