how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
Cosa Nostra (23-09-15)
1.
First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).
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I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.
3
I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.
4
I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.
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I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
Repeat procedure again the following day.
6
Then off to bed the two of us go.
That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition
Last edited by Walshie; 22-09-15 at 23:31.
Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...
tom sand (23-09-15)
tom sand (23-09-15)
casman (23-09-15)
Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable
FetishCherry (24-09-15)
Would be great if escorts could remember to buy a jar of table salt when next out shopping as only 39c at tescos at the moment and stick it beside the toiletries just in case i pop round
casman (23-09-15)
Stephanie (24-09-15)