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    Default Penis Hygiene

    how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action

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    First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).

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    I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.

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    I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.

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    I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.

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    I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
    Repeat procedure again the following day.

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    Then off to bed the two of us go.


    That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition
    Last edited by Walshie; 23-09-15 at 00:31.

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    Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...
    would but it would freeze the balls on a brass monkey it would this weather

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
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    First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).

    2
    I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.

    3
    I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.

    4
    I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.

    5
    I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
    Repeat procedure again the following day.

    6
    Then off to bed the two of us go.


    That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition
    A mug???

    I must be special ....... I need a bucket

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
    When I have a shower in the morning I pull back my foreskin & it gets a good wash.

    Emphasis on a shower in place!

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    Cillit bang and brillo pads.
    Last edited by Jiberjabber; 23-09-15 at 02:11. Reason: never knew there were two 'l's in cillit.

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    Prewash + 60 degree synthetic wash cycle. Slow spin and air dry. I'm afraid the tumble dryer would shrink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    When I have a shower in the morning I pull back my foreskin & it gets a good wash.

    Emphasis on a shower in place!
    Yes, this is my method. I like to have 2 showers, one in the morning and one when I get home from work. It refreshes you I find and gives you some energy.
    Although I don't like to be naked, I like to shower, which is strange???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjornagain View Post
    Yes, this is my method. I like to have 2 showers, one in the morning and one when I get home from work. It refreshes you I find and gives you some energy.
    Although I don't like to be naked, I like to shower, which is strange???
    What this about then?


    Have you considered therapy for your issues?


    I'm thinking about it.

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