Was standing outside terminal 2 at Dublin Airport when I noticed a Syrian refugee,suddenly with a puff of smoke a leprechaun appears and asks the refugee welcome and what can I do for you.Im hungry he replied and whosh a five course meal appears,anything else says the leprechaun ?a nice house with a garden,whosh he's transported to a big mansion in the countryside.anything else says the leprechaun ? wealth
and good health,whosh a medical card and dole card appears in his hand.Now one last wish you can have say's the leprechaun,the refugee replied I'd like to become Irish.whosh and a big puff of smoke the refugee lands back outside terminal 2? I don't understand say's the refugee.The leprechaun replies now that your granted Irish citizenship your entitled to fuck all