Originally Posted by
Jiberjabber
^^^
That. Except for the welcome back part, I don't do that shit.
Also, try broadening your responses. The one-liners are funny and all but it's a bit one dimensional. Expand your post content, pretend like you're serious every now and then, empathise with someone you couldn't really give a shit about, share a meaningful made-up lie to win sympathy, or express mock outrage at some inconsequential situation.
And leave tombo and his ladies alone. All of them. Including the ones he hasn't got to yet.Someday soon he will be a regular for every lady here and then he will be a true God.