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    Default Lies women tell men

    I've learnt a thing or two about women over the years so I thought I would share some of my considerable knowledge about the fairer sex

    "I love sports" (no they don't)

    "Go and have a guys night out, I don't mind" (err yes they do!)

    "I'm fine" (means I'm not fine and I need you to listen why until your ears bleed"

    "You were great, I totally came" (You were nowhere near getting me off, so I faked it so I can go to the bathroom with my vibrator"

    "I didn't really get anything whilst out shopping" (3 pairs of shoes, a bag, and 2 tops, don't count)

    "I've only slept with 3 guys (rule of three, make that at least 6)



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    You have way too much time to spare and stop picking on the women

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    "I only make 8 grand a week....selling time"


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