Opportunity to name storms affecting Ireland and Britain after favourite Escorts

**Mister Anderson** · 22-02-17, 23:32

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

I know what you mean, still have to check my lotto ticket though, might stay up all night

Ah fuck it who am I tryin to kid

Send the numbers to me and I'll check for you. You'll know if you've won because there'll be a bunch of vary saxy laddies blowing into your harmonica to wake you in the morning.

**alcatel** · 22-02-17, 23:38

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Your mom is fairly wet tonight.

Here, smell my finger.

On behalf of all octogenarians, my Mom thanks the Lord for gerontophiles,

and the invention of lube.

**Mister Anderson** · 22-02-17, 23:41

Originally Posted by alcatel

On behalf of all octogenarians, my Mom thanks the Lord for gerontophiles,

and the invention of lube.

**Barney Rubble** · 22-02-17, 23:41

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Send the numbers to me and I'll check for you. You'll know if you've won because there'll be a bunch of vary saxy laddies blowing into your harmonica to wake you in the morning.

No point just after checking , I only got 5 & the bonus

**Mister Anderson** · 22-02-17, 23:45

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

No point just after checking , I only got 5 & the bonus

Oh well, no death by vagina for you then.

**The Libertarian** · 22-02-17, 23:58

Is Storm Rachel taken? And Storm Rubina would be really something!

**Mister Anderson** · 23-02-17, 00:04

Originally Posted by The Libertarian

Is Storm Rachel taken? And Storm Rubina would be really something!

I see I'm not the only one who couldn't be arsed reading that shit.

Don't worry, we'll be asleep when they come for us.

**alcatel** · 23-02-17, 00:14

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I see I'm not the only one who couldn't be arsed reading that shit.

Don't worry, we'll be asleep when they come for us.

It seems you're not blown away by this thread.

You should go out and hook up with Doris later tonight.
She's forecasted to be very wet later on .

**Mister Anderson** · 23-02-17, 00:21

Originally Posted by alcatel

It seems you're not blown away by this thread.

You should go out and hook up with Doris later tonight.
She's forecasted to be very wet later on .

I've no idea who Doris is but I haven't been blown in the last 19 days so send me her phone number and I promise to return her in one piece.

**Barney Rubble** · 23-02-17, 00:24

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I've no idea who Doris is but I haven't been blown in the last 19 days so send me her phone number and I promise to return her in one piece.

Don't think that she blew Rock Hudson too much either .

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