Opportunity to name storms affecting Ireland and Britain after favourite Escorts

[bettercallsaul]

Jeeze just saw the rte news and its very bad in some places with flooding and trees down. Flights cancelled at dublin airport. The rte reporter from galway was brave enough to do the report outside.

Feck it,just my luck to be away when the action is happening!

[bettercallsaul]

did the men in white coats finally catch up with you, lol. Surprised u got away this long.

You would think,right? No mate just away at the moment (nit just my mind, all of me)

[alcatel]

Storm Rachel used often hit hurricane force in the past.
She's abated to a minor squall these days.

[Mister Anderson]

Couldn't be arsed reading any of that shit.

Hurricane Von Teese.

[Barney Rubble]

Storm doris on the way for tonight and tomorrow morning. Be careful folks.

I thought it was Wednesday but now you tell me it's Doris Day

[Barney Rubble]

Couldn't be arsed reading any of that shit.

Hurricane Von Teese.

Hey Mr A , what's bugging you tonight ?

[alcatel]

Hey Mr A , what's bugging you tonight ?

The weather and pussies.

Unfortunately for him only the weather's wet tonight.

[Mister Anderson]

Hey Mr A , what's bugging you tonight ?

Same thing as always Mr Rubble, getting up in the mornin'

How you?

[Mister Anderson]

The weather and pussies.

Unfortunately for him only the weather's wet tonight.

Your mom is fairly wet tonight.

Here, smell my finger.

[Barney Rubble]

Same thing as always Mr Rubble, getting up in the mornin'

How you?

I know what you mean, still have to check my lotto ticket though, might stay up all night


Ah fuck it who am I tryin to kid