some girl/guy I've alway had the hots for so I could sit home and play with my new tits/dick all day
a powerful world leader so I could affect meaningful change without the lasting consequences to my life/career.
some rich person so I could transfer all their money to an unmarked bank account in the Channel Islands
myself when I was younger and could still maintain an erection/ get wet/ program a VCR
God. Because it is my destiny and it has been foretold
Tom Rambo
Get a room you two.
What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔
Ladyvonteese (04-09-15)
When I'm drunk I'm usually switching between blithering rants about watching the world burn and open declarations of love for complete strangers. Usually I wouldn't be drunk coming on here, just a little wired. There's only so many times I can scrub the grout in the shower before I need to come on a public forum and talk to myself incessantly.
I probably need a new hobby.
Whisht you, you're spoiling the bromance.
She does, she has one of those riding crop things. She be busting Samurai moves and allsorts with it
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Cassandra (03-09-15), willie wacker (03-09-15)