some girl/guy I've alway had the hots for so I could sit home and play with my new tits/dick all day

a powerful world leader so I could affect meaningful change without the lasting consequences to my life/career.

some rich person so I could transfer all their money to an unmarked bank account in the Channel Islands

myself when I was younger and could still maintain an erection/ get wet/ program a VCR

God. Because it is my destiny and it has been foretold

Tom Rambo