Its not easy being a man

[TrickyDickie]

Its not easy being a man, you women dont know just how much we suffer

and all because we have a demanding dangling devil dick between our legs

Most of the time we are intelligent rational beings, simple creatures really
but sure enough, a good few times a day, and often without warning, Mr willy wants his bit and then all reason goes out of the window

we could simply be strolling along the street, enjoying the last rays of the sun, minding our own business, when a pretty girl walks past and you catch a glimpse of leg and a sniff of her perfume and BAM

up pops Mr Dick and suddenly our plans change, nay, we are compelled to not visit our dear sick mother but instead we are on the phone, browsing the pretty ladies and wondering if the bouquet of flowers intended for the aforementioned sick mother, would somehow get us a better owa or slightly longer time


and it doesnt end there, Mr Dick rules all regardless of race, age, religion and position in society.
Why its well known that some of the best judges, CEO's and high priests have found themselves in the company of a lady (or more, or a man\men\sheep), trousers down, member proudly displayed and often or not, handing over a good part of that little nest egg he had so carefully squirreled away, something he would never normally part with

so, next time you have some handsome rocket scientist standing in front of you, dont whatever you do, try and engage in any kind of meaningful conversation about life, the universe and everything or how to connect to faster wifi, fix that leaky tap or were the dragons in GOT just metaphors for the super power country's (They are!) , just blow him and fuck his brains out and send him on his way

thank you for listening