Horrible giant spiders in yesterday's newspapers been mentioned yet? Invading Irish homes within weeks apparently. Can't say I've seen them every single other August when it's mentioned though to be fair.
Wouldn't be accurate though. Smallhornman would be though. Or even more precise, SmallUselessBastardHornMan. But then I'd be known as SUBHM instead of LDM and that's just too much of a mouthful.