Dear Lord

[Dick]

When anyone asks me am I free, I always say 'no, but I'm not as expensive as I should be'

Hi JJ

Ha, I always say, no, but I am on special offer!

[TonyStark]

That too, actually years ago we used to call them black enamel bastards! 'black' being nothing to do with skin color before anyone bites my head off!

Still call them black bastards even though their uniform was more a dark green than black, can't think of the psni uniform for some reason but the ruc was def a green colour, still a bunch of bastards whatever colour they wear these days lol

As for Rachaels OP, they obviously don't know her from here, from reading her posts it seems she takes no prisoners lol I don't see anything wrong with her reply, he asked if she was free and she replied she wasn't lol The reply from the client was funny but lol

[Rachel Divine]

Jezzzz ..... the fuss over nothing ..

Don't think short replies are rude.

[Rachel Divine]

Are you free in about 5 mins, Rach?

stop texting me woman!

Pppffff .... Waiting by the door dressed up and I have the high heels on those 5 minutes you want me to wait for you, king!

[Naughtynatalie]

Still call them black bastards even though their uniform was more a dark green than black, can't think of the psni uniform for some reason but the ruc was def a green colour, still a bunch of bastards whatever colour they wear these days lol

Your right, bottle green TBH I didnt know it was because of their uniform until you just said, my older friends called them that & it seemed to suit them!
I have a genuine female RUC jacket & hat, gotta say the jackets are beautifully made. I wear it with thigh high pvc boots, stockings & suspenders though, not sure they'd approve

[Naughtynatalie]

Jezzzz ..... the fuss over nothing ..

Don't think short replies are rude.

Its just because its you, just take it as a compliment that they feel to reply to your thread

I thought it was polite that you replied to the text, I wouldnt have x

[Jiberjabber]

When anyone asks me am I free, I always say 'no, but I'm not as expensive as I should be'

Hi JJ

I never thought how odd it might sound before that little eye opener.

Hi Nat

[Naughtynatalie]

I never thought how odd it might sound before that little eye opener.

Hi Nat

In context to paying an escort, in most other business scenarios I imagine its polite to ask.
Actually I wonder if you said it to a solicitor, accountant or such like, would they have a sharp reply!
The first time I was asked it as an escort I thought they were taking the piss
Clients say it all the time, hence my reply is now automatic

[Dick]

Pppffff .... Waiting by the door dressed up and I have the high heels on those 5 minutes you want me to wait for you, king!

That would indeed be worth travelling for , but you wouldnt see me without references, a blessing from the pope and a sworn affidavit from my bank manager

[TiffanyTees]

Text from a guy " Hi Rachel, are you available today? " My reply "No, I am not" He gets back to me "Can I book for X pm? "




Seriously ....

Ive had one like that:
Him: what time do you finish.
Me: Ten.
Him: can I book you for an hour at eleven.


Tiff xxx