What the FCUK!!!!!

**Jiberjabber** · 12-08-15, 22:47

I think it's high time we had a male runner wank himself for 26 miles straight. To make a politically poignant statement of course.

Mank.

**funlover12** · 12-08-15, 23:15

what actually happened....
*on the start area*
"shit I forgot my tampons!

ok dont panic!! how can I spin this so I can run the marathon bleeding but make it seem ok

...............oh I know!

Ill make into a political statement about there not being enough tampons for poor people!! Im a genius!!! Ill be president one day at this rate

"

**Jiberjabber** · 12-08-15, 23:28

Originally Posted by funlover12

what actually happened....
*on the start area*
"shit I forgot my tampons!

ok dont panic!! how can I spin this so I can run the marathon bleeding but make it seem ok

...............oh I know!

Ill make into a political statement about there not being enough tampons for poor people!! Im a genius!!! Ill be president one day at this rate

"

Close enough dude. If you read the article she decided the night beforehand.

**funlover12** · 12-08-15, 23:52

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

Close enough dude. If you read the article she decided the night beforehand.

well if first world people cant get tampons 24hrs in advance then she really should be making political statements about that

#priorities

**Jiberjabber** · 12-08-15, 23:56

Originally Posted by funlover12

well if first world people cant get tampons 24hrs in advance then she really should be making political statements about that

#priorities

Still haven't read the article I see. Ever thought what it might feel like to run 26 miles with a tea towel jammed up your ass?

**tom sand** · 13-08-15, 00:28

Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

I think it's high time we had a male runner wank himself for 26 miles straight. To make a politically poignant statement of course.

Mank.

yes you should do it
go on change the world
thanks for the laugh tho

**abcodiver** · 13-08-15, 07:24

Originally Posted by SmileySarah

Charity runner runs the London marathon on her period with no tampon in??!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-periods.html

Sarah

xx

Thanks for making my cornflakes revisit my mouth!!

**TonyB** · 13-08-15, 08:08

Originally Posted by Clueless

It's a bloody disgrace if you ask

Then again, don't ask me..

Jokes about feminine hygiene are the lowest form of humour. Period.

**TonyB** · 13-08-15, 08:11

She had to say something.
Half of London knew she forgot her tampons.

You could say she was caught red handed

**TonyB** · 13-08-15, 08:12

Tampax have a new range of tampons with tinsel and bells.
It's for the Christmas period

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