Sex started with smallhorns
Evolution made them bigger.
SmallHorn (04-08-15)
Nope. I believe he fell into Lilith first. Then Adam got all uppity and bossy and tried to make her his bitch. Being that Lilith was from the same Babylonian earth as Adam the asshole and created as his equal she was having none of it and promptly set off to jump Samael's bones. So God in his infinite wisdom granted Adam the first divorce and also free rib surgery. The end.
SmallHorn (04-08-15)
Was Frasier not jealous?
Or just biding his time.
He got Adam' s sloppy seconds according to the Jehovahs witnesses.
Samael got the girl, Adam had to make do with fucking himself ... in an altogether literal sense of the word. Like all the good stories from the Bible it's open to interpretation. I'm sure this Fazer character whoever he is would argue that he got the first amongst equals and not some spare rib. Yup, plenty of good reading in there alright.
Last edited by Jiberjabber; 04-08-15 at 21:57.
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