Massage.

[DreamCatcher]

I'm very fond of a sexy massage, I have had some incredible massages over the years some of which have been much better than sex. However, I went for a massage in Waterford this evening and once again it was desperately bad. This girl told me on the phone that she would do Nuru, body to body, Tantra and with oils. What I got was a joke! A back rub with Johnson's Baby Oil and I had to give her a "hand" with the happy ending! From now on I'm just sticking to the established experts. I've just submitted a review.