The keyboard warriors,

[SmallHorn]

God no...don't
You will be depriving a stunning , sexy lady in Dublin.......of her fee.
(She might then think ol' Tombo has become one of those dreaded time wasters. )

You're right.

I wouldnt like to see the ladies bills not getting paid by Tom

[SmallHorn]

Its like I never left

[nonpareil]

You're right.

I wouldnt like to see the ladies bills not getting paid by Tom

Yes , even as we speak, Tom is spreading his wit through Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty.
Those girls are so lucky.

[nonpareil]

Its like I never left

Yeah.
Tom couldn't stand the heat....guess he got out of the kitchen,

[SmallHorn]

Yes , even as we speak, Tom is spreading his wit through Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty.
Those girls are so lucky.

Will you stop bullying Tom, you are so disrespectful

[nonpareil]

Will you stop bullying Tom, you are so disrespectful

I am not disrespectful of Tom .
I respect his sardonic wit and suave ways.
You however need to see the true value of the man and stop insulting him.

[nonpareil]

Right ladies have we worked out who the 4 tossers are.
I'm thinking its nonpartake , smallthorn and bettercallthesamaritans. Who's the frst laddie boy who takes it up the anal passage ?
You see what I done there. Names have been changed to protect the innocent

if you can't find a forth then please pick me me meeeeeeee . I never get picked for anything

It's a mystery bettercallsamaritans seems to have retired (undefeated?)
And seeing as you've done Zilch to him you'd need to up your game , with the insults to get into To m's fabulous four.

[SmallHorn]

I am not disrespectful of Tom .
I respect his sardonic wit and suave ways.
You however need to see the true value of the man and stop insulting him.

But you are a dickhead?

You pick on me just because I am handsome

[nonpareil]

But you are a dickhead?

You pick on me just because I am handsome

I pick on you cause Rachel likes you .
I am defending Tom Sand's interests.

[nonpareil]

But you are a dickhead?

You pick on me just because I am handsome

But I really pick on you coz you have no respect for OAPs , Tom Rambo for instance.