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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    actually thats kinda hillarious, imagine that you go away for a while and some one gets a hold of your spare keys (a 'mate') and runs your taps all day and night till you come back a week or two later
    Hey somebody had to take care of his place while he was off blowing Sherpas on the slopes of Everest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenton View Post
    Hey somebody had to take care of his place while he was off blowing Sherpas on the slopes of Everest
    I see you left a surprise inside the dogs hole

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    welcome back, good to have a break too

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    I see you left a surprise inside the dogs hole


    would it not have......disappeared by now?

    #mutantjizz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton View Post
    welcome back, good to have a break too
    Worst Holiday ever mate.

    Everest is waaay overrated, cold and shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Worst Holiday ever mate.

    Everest is waaay overrated, cold and shit.
    its like white walkers from game of thrones...but its not winter yet there
    Last edited by funlover12; 25-07-15 at 21:04. Reason: given theres not any underground piped sewerage system at 7000ft Id say its nearly all shit tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    its like white walkers from game of thrones...but its not winter yet there
    Freezes inside your bowel....

    Or sometimes it be half way out and freeze, then your left with a frozen trout hanging from your chimney

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Freezes inside your bowel....

    Or sometimes it be half way out and freeze, then your left with a frozen trout hanging from your chimney
    thats some hard ass shit

    #constipation olympics

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    Its great to be back!

    I missed all of you emotional tits

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