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    Default The miracle on the Hudson

    The only feckin miracle is that I survived to tell the tale. I had right of way and that plonker pulled out in front of me!!!

    Sorry about bringin that plane down but the damn thing left without me when I was in duty free getting pressies for ye and me luggage was on board.

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    Ands lots more. I know I scared the shite outta the passengers but I did it for ye and id do it again. Ok I got burnt to a crisp going through the engine at 200 mph but it was worth it.

    Anyway’s all’s well that ends well.
    Last edited by Oven Ready Eddie; 16-01-09 at 22:44. Reason: Homeland security are after me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie View Post
    The only feckin miracle is that I survived to tell the tale. I had right of way and that plonker pulled out in front of me!!!

    LOL. This is the funniest post of the week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    LOL. This is the funniest post of the week
    Weeks not over yet sweet cheeks, I’m only warming up (the Hudson was

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    Frightfully cold

    I got his insurance details and I'll probably develop sudden whiplash injury's in the next few days and clean him out. I know they say you're life flashes before your eye's but thats bull. I all saw was

    sky sea sky sea sky sea WHALLOP!!! and next thing I know I wake up an a feckin seagull is givin me the kiss of life but I think he just wanted to cop a feel. And to cap it off homeland security arrested me and accused me of being a suicide chicken with really bad planning skills.

    Jesus H can my day get any worse...
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    Default Glad someone else is taking the blame

    I was feeling pretty guilty after flashing my tits, and then the plane fell down. I know I've been told they are drop dead gorgeous.... but I certainly never wanted my tits to really be THAT DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! OK, so yes, the polite was wenking with one hand, and Eddie, I'm sorry he just didnt have his full attention on the view ahead. I hope you didnt lose alot of feathers?? I guess I'm part to blame for that, and you are part to blame for drinking and flying (you know you've been warned about drinking and flying before!) Then of course the wenking one-handed pilot... well just put all those conditions together and of course there will be an accident. Good thing the Hudson was nearby. Are you ok Eddie?
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    I think we have the makings of a porn version of those Airplane comedies in the 80’s.

    But now my grounds for damages are gone as ye all know I was stroking the big apple when I should have been watching where I was going.

    I was just working the manual pump to retract my landing gear honest, ok I know I lowered it back down a few times but hey, the view was quite inspiring and that was not aviation fuel I was dumping either btw
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    Default I did see you flying over there

    While I was flashing my tits at the plane. I gotta say, I didn't realize chickens liked seeing the tits of human women. So, I didnt know I would be distracting both the polite and the flying chicken! I feel absolutely terrible now! I'm just glad everyone is ok. It would be so tragic if my tits had done more damage then what was done.
    As it is, I just sent in my first tuition payment for flight school. I have been inspired to become a polite. I think this is better for women to be pilots, then when some blond bimbo flashes her tits at me, I will not notice. And since I like birds, I will avoid hitting them. Or I will attach some bird cages, bird baths, bird perches to the sides of the plane, so the birds have a place to sit and rest their wings for a bit.
    Hows your wings Eddie?

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    In fairness to the pilot at least he avoided the Twin towers before he crashed in the Hudson.


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    Default That was easy enuf to do

    Since they are non-existant.

    Just glad he missed my apartment! I just paid the maid $200 this week to dust all my nic-nacs. Id have been upset to have to ask her back so soon to clean up.

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    me wings are the least of my worries, look at the state of me



    how am I gonna turn up at M & C's/Fiona's lookin like that? Anna don't mind as shes seen me walking around the flat in the nip before but me street cred is in tatters
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie View Post
    The only feckin miracle is that I survived to tell the tale. I had right of way and that plonker pulled out in front of me!!!

    Sorry about bringin that plane down but the damn thing left without me when I was in duty free getting pressies for ye and me luggage was on board.

    New undies for M A C

    Hot Lingerie and latest in ‘surfing’ equipment for Fiona

    American bikkies and new curtains for Anna

    New Ski’s for Pat and meditation pyramid

    New strait jacket for Liz

    Ammo for Clint

    DIY sex change kit for Clarence

    Pair of wee balls for wee Eoghan

    New Taser for Gene

    Hijacking made easy book for da burka boyz

    Ands lots more. I know I scared the shite outta the passengers but I did it for ye and id do it again. Ok I got burnt to a crisp going through the engine at 200 mph but it was worth it.

    Anyway’s all’s well that ends well.

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