The only feckin miracle is that I survived to tell the tale. I had right of way and that plonker pulled out in front of me!!!
Sorry about bringin that plane down but the damn thing left without me when I was in duty free getting pressies for ye and me luggage was on board.
New undies for M A C
Hot Lingerie and latest in ‘surfing’ equipment for Fiona
American bikkies and new curtains for Anna
New Ski’s for Pat and meditation pyramid
New strait jacket for Liz
Ammo for Clint
DIY sex change kit for Clarence
Pair of wee balls for wee Eoghan
New Taser for Gene
Hijacking made easy book for da burka boyz
Ands lots more. I know I scared the shite outta the passengers but I did it for ye and id do it again. Ok I got burnt to a crisp going through the engine at 200 mph but it was worth it.
Anyway’s all’s well that ends well.