Arseing About

[nonpareil]

wouldnt it be great if cocks were like that, just take it off and put it in a bag when youll be sure you wont be needing it
like say at a.......communion

Some long term married guys can take it off and put it in a bag........They won't be needing it anytime soon...or so I've heard tell.

And they'll be too bloody afraid to go onto that Ashley Madison site now.

[Walshie]

Was in contact with 4 more girls who offer a strap-on service on their profile but when I asked about it on phone they all said they hadnt it with them, I didn't want to be cheeky and say i'd bring my own, why are they so reluctant to offer this service

[nonpareil]

Must be cause they really don't like arseholes

[funlover12]

Was in contact with 4 more girls who offer a strap-on service on their profile but when I asked about it on phone they all said they hadnt it with them, I didn't want to be cheeky and say i'd bring my own, why are they so reluctant to offer this service

they get back pain easily I hear, girls arent naturally equipped to fuck with a dick afterall.

their pain thresholds are generally lower too.