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    Default Lesbians of Ireland - I love you

    (Or at least I think that's what the pope said back in 79 when he 'toured' here)

    Now something has come to my attention here at farmers browns happy hen house and its this...

    There is a rumor going round and I donít know who started it that M & C areÖÖ.

    Lesbians!!!

    I know I know mad isnít it?

    Us men want them for ourselves so I feel it only fair to let you know and so you can look elsewhere.

    While I have all you lesbians attention btw can I ask why on earth would you ever have thought they where?. I mean they donít say it on ad or anything or have I missed that.


    Happy carpet munching to one and all and if any of you need turning back from the dark side just holler an ole eddie will have you hetero in a heartbeat or yur money back an Iíll die trying.

    This message brought to you by the concerned and rather protective of our little Latin lesbian lovelies men (& 1 rooster) of Ireland.

    Ps

    I would have put this in soap land but homophobic trollís should not be fed.

    Women of Ireland!!! Come dance with meÖÖ
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    I love my bi and lesbian sisters too, and they dont even have to be latinas either. All bi and lesbian ladies are beautiful and I'm talking after just having spent some beautiful quality time with two hot sisters who know how to appreciate the variety that life has to offer.

    So gentlemen, get up off your arses and tell a bi/lesbian sister that you love her today.

    "And on the sixth day God created man
    He created them man and woman
    And then God created lesbians too
    And he saw that his creation was good
    On the seventh day God rested
    And enjoyed what he had created."

    Amen to that Brothers and Sisters.

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    Talking Drinks anyone???

    This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,

    for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,

    and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!!

    Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)

    Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!

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    My cups were'nt furry Fiona, but rock on baby......Vote for a Lesbian for President of Ireland next time round. I have nothing against the incumbent office holder....it's just that she lacks experience of one of life's greatest pleasures.

    Remember ladies, when your cup runneth over, get a nice sister to drink it dry.




    Bi and Lesbian Ladies Rock The World

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    while we're on the subject of lesbians there is something I have often wondered about and that is
    do escorts that advertise as bisexual see female clients or if any of you ever have female clients?? if not why do you have bisexual on your profile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowbuddy01 View Post
    while we're on the subject of lesbians there is something I have often wondered about and that is
    do escorts that advertise as bisexual see female clients or if any of you ever have female clients?? if not why do you have bisexual on your profile?
    I remember once I telephoned an E-I advertiser (who did claim on her profile that she was bisexual though that wasn't what I was calling about). She answered hello and I said hi, but before I could say "This is patricia from E-I and I'm calling about your advert which is due for renewal today..." She shouted "I don't do women" and slammed the phone down

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    I don't think escorts get many female clients. The female clients they would get would come with their husband or partner. I think it's very rare that a female client goes on her own to see an escort. An escort would have bisexual on her profile as at times she may do duos with another escort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,

    for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,

    and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!!

    Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)

    Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!

    OMG, I love that champagne, now I KNOW we're meant for each other lol!
    Last edited by markbl; 16-01-09 at 21:58.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    I don't think escorts get many female clients. The female clients they would get would come with their husband or partner. I think it's very rare that a female client goes on her own to see an escort. An escort would have bisexual on her profile as at times she may do duos with another escort.
    have been with a few escorts that advertise as bisexual and had them include a friend of theirs for a les show, only to have to see the worst acting you can imagine. I have been lucky on 2 occasions but only 2 where the girls got into it and were clearly into it and enjoying themselves and then turned their attention on me with equal enthusiasm. One girl told me she had been with a couple and was more than happy to have sex with the female part of the couple because she found her attractive but would be slow to see a female client on her own. So if most girls won't see female clients and on averave put on a very unconvincing les show then why bother putting bisexual on the profile?

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    Default Yur cup runeth over!!! :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,

    for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,

    and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!!

    Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)

    Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!
    I took a sip from the furry cup
    She looked at me an said what’s up
    My retort I thought was cool and hip
    Not mean to sip but carpet trip

    That fine my dear she smiled and said
    But while your there say how to fred
    He only came to fix a hinge
    But tripped as well to land on minge

    Will do say’s I and set to thee
    Fred and me with quite some glee
    Be there till now but for did she
    Say lads I’ll have to go and pee

    So as she went to tend to task
    Ole fred asks ed who wants the bed?
    So flip a coin to see who’d get to moana
    Twas lucky ed won fair Fiona

    Quite the night and wrecked am I
    Come here to me I’ll tell no lie
    Know now I do which came first
    Not egg for sure as damn near burst

    She says hey ed, scambled or boiled?
    With that I knew me plan was foiled
    Says I ta fi will know by morn
    Be sure not crack me eggs I warn

    Come dawn I crowed to her sweet ear
    Sunny side up if you please my dear
    With wink and smile she turned for me
    A sight not seen in avery

    No bird of paradise could quite compare
    No plumage as bright as is her hair
    They can but squawk and gooble and tweet
    But never compete with voice so sweet

    For when Fiona is on top form
    All others are only just the norm
    To know what mean this rooster say
    Just do as I, go pay and lay
    Last edited by Oven Ready Eddie; 16-01-09 at 17:43.
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