Lady,

[Best Before]

Yes, what a babe…. When you guys say you clicked with a woman, i know now exactly what you meant…… Hottest Ebony girl i've met to date…

Stick up a review

[Clyde]

Take her on the holiday...!!!!!

She's much better looking in person

i know, i know …

[Clyde]

Discretion Clyde….

Loll ................

[Genie in a Bottle]

She's much better looking in person

i know, i know …

Didn't know she was bisexual,

[Genie in a Bottle]

Is she


Were you spying on us…

Escort Profiles never lie

[Ladyvonteese]

And a fine pair of boobies on her too honey.

Lady Von Teese

Clyde, when is Dougal week again?

[Walshie]

And a fine pair of boobies on her too honey.

Lady Von Teese

beautiful, i could suck on those for days, weeks even, if only I had some Dutch courage

[Ladyvonteese]

Ah go on, treat yourself. She is fun in person like many of us keyboard people of course are.
Just dont do a dump at her place. Loll

Lady Von Teese

Clyde, when is Dougal week again?

beautiful, i could suck on those for days, weeks even, if only I had some Dutch courage

[Walshie]

Ah go on, treat yourself. She is fun in person like many of us keyboard people of course are.
Just dont do a dump at her place. Loll

Lady Von Teese

Its not something I can hold back, Is that not what toilets are for and do you think she'd think less of me if I did, of course I wouldn't have to tell her I did, just take a longer shower

[Ladyvonteese]

You must be eating something not right for your bodies system if you cant hold your crap in or cant keep regular, maybe you had too many dildos/strap-ons up your ass without being properly anally trained before taking bigger ones, which now have caused you damage so go see a doctor "maybe" he can help but seriously if someone wanted a booking with me and I was aware he is going to be crapping in my loo before or after, I would see no point in having an appointment with him as automatically it would for sure turn me off, as I a crap (pardon the pun) at acting! Loll

Man you do talk a lot of crap. Loll
Lady Von Teese

Its not something I can hold back, Is that not what toilets are for and do you think she'd think less of me if I did, of course I wouldn't have to tell her I did, just take a longer shower