Found Punters Phone

[Stella]

I left my car keys on the bedside locker of an escorts apartment once and forgot to take them with me, i called the escort but she wouldn't answer but got them about 30 minutes later.I wanted to go down to the shop for some refreshments but couldn't leave as was afraid she would over take me on the way in my own car

I wouldn't be interested in unless it's a E93 M3, CL63/65 or Overfinch RR preferably sport and white!

Guess it was a piss take, can't imagine any lady would go around her place try to open cars

Anyway it's easy I always make sure no one leave anything behind, I badly want a new umbrella but still no luck

[Playitsam]

sam she was nice, only second visit and just didnt know what to do, got worried about her not answering phone and curtains moved a few times, my dads car too, just being careful i suppose

Always do a head count before leaving .

Keys check
Wallet check
Phone check

A good escort will do it with you .... That can be fun !

[Playitsam]

I wouldn't be interested in unless it's a E93 M3, CL63/65 or Overfinch RR preferably sport and white!

Guess it was a piss take, can't imagine any lady would go around her place try to open cars

Anyway it's easy I always make sure no one leave anything behind, I badly want a new umbrella but still no luck

Every wanker has an M3 the CL overrated !!! But The RR in White would be nice if it had black wheels ...

You realy want a brolly ?

[Walshie]

I wouldn't be interested in unless it's a E93 M3, CL63/65 or Overfinch RR preferably sport and white!

Guess it was a piss take, can't imagine any lady would go around her place try to open cars

Anyway it's easy I always make sure no one leave anything behind, I badly want a new umbrella but still no luck

nah was only a 2012 Mercedes c220 cdi sport, no trying involved, she saw muggins(me) getting out of it and later lying over it and was probably thinking is that eejit ever going to go

[Stella]

Every wanker has an M3 the CL overrated !!! But The RR in White would be nice if it had black wheels ...

You realy want a brolly ?

Think CL is a beast

Might take a Carrera 4s too or new S500 quiet rare in Ireland, so maybe very maybe....

I tell everyone I wouldn't mind if they leave their umbrella with me but seems no one really listen to me

[Walshie]

Always do a head count before leaving .

Keys check
Wallet check
Phone check

A good escort will do it with you .... That can be fun !

and for older clients 'Dentures'....check

[Ladyvonteese]

You were the person who left your keys in the girls place so she is not going to loss a booking she may have lined up so of course you must of thought about that, think on the bright side you could have left your phone and then been hanging about till who knows when or have scared the crap out of her and a client with you banging on the door to retrieve it.

Lady Von Teese

sam she was nice, only second visit and just didnt know what to do, got worried about her not answering phone and curtains moved a few times, my dads car too, just being careful i suppose

I left my car keys on the bedside locker of an escorts apartment once and forgot to take them with me, i called the escort but she wouldn't answer but got them about 30 minutes later.I wanted to go down to the shop for some refreshments but couldn't leave as was afraid she would over take me on the way in my own car

[Walshie]

You were the person who left your keys in the girls place so she is not going to loss a booking she may have lined up so of course you must of thought about that, think on the bright side you could have left your phone and then been hanging about till who knows when or have scared the crap out of her and a client with you banging on the door to retrieve it.

Lady Von Teese

girl was nice, never would blame her and didn't expect her to cut her next booking short, i just so glad that client wasn't doing an overnight

[fideldarcy]

And some underwear.

[Oh Kevin]

ring your mothers or wife but preferably your mothers

going guess who should of spanked as a child

annabel I wouldn't be scared of leaving the keys of my car with you as you don't drive cars, if it was the keys of my Dumper I would