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    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
    I don't think I could pot brown in a ladies toilet, fair play to any man who could
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenton View Post
    I don't think I could pot brown in a ladies toilet, fair play to any man who could
    you got to relax those muscles kenton,,,,,,,, or just picture you're at home

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    You do realise that reading a magazine on the toilet is eating into your time. Ten mins goes by in a flash when I'm reading on my phone at work, even longer when at home lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyStark View Post
    You do realise that reading a magazine on the toilet is eating into your time. Ten mins goes by in a flash when I'm reading on my phone at work, even longer when at home lol
    I like your thinking. I shall get some mags in quick smart and of course the chap would need to have another shower afterwards.... tick, tock, tick, tock...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyStark View Post
    You do realise that reading a magazine on the toilet is eating into your time. Ten mins goes by in a flash when I'm reading on my phone at work, even longer when at home lol
    FFS, I have just give them the idea,
    next they'll be using quick set glue to keep us in there and by the time we wrangle free, its time to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    FFS, I have just give them the idea,
    next they'll be using quick set glue to keep us in there and by the time we wrangle free, its time to go
    No way, we want them out the second the booking time is over.

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    That did make me laugh! But seriously such a turn off for either a guy or girl to be doing this before getting down and dirty.

    If I go to someone home and they have not cleaned their toilet its also a big turn off and excuse myself and leave as its an automatic turn off too.
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    At an appointment once and the girl blamed her cat for the smell, no fucking way was it from her cat but didn't think a girl so stunning looking could produce such a smell!!
    Really freaked me out tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    That did make me laugh! But seriously such a turn off for either a guy or girl to be doing this before getting down and dirty.

    If I go to someone home and they have not cleaned their toilet its also a big turn off and excuse myself and leave as its an automatic turn off too.
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    Better out than in I suppose !!
    Yeah I just kept telling myself it was her "friend " that did it
    Honestly don't think she could of did it... It was very very bad.
    Think my eyes started watering
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