Originally Posted by funlover12
I think its to ensure you have a hard on when you leave the toilets and go back to the pub/restaurant :/ or brothel?
incase youre wondering, the one closest to the camera all day long (if was a woman) no wait, I DONT WANT a hard on after the toilet, (unless its a brothel) so one of the other ones :/ (or not...)
is the crack(s) actually the urinals here
Last edited by Walshie; 13-07-15 at 19:29.
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Thank you for pointing that out.
Ah you're a harsh lady, bowels can have a mind of their own especially after a large Chicken Vindaloo and my granny did teach me to wipe my bottom properly.
And as for the escorts poo, didn't you hear, i'm a huge hardsports fan
Last edited by Walshie; 13-07-15 at 22:04.
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This is just bad planning! Why do you think Tesco have customer toilets (there is always a Tesco nearby)?!Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boringand the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
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Just wet the tissue paper then wipe makes so much more sense.
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Ah you're a harsh lady, bowels can have a mind of their own especially after a large Chicken Vindaloo and my granny did teach me to wipe my bottom properly.
And as for the escorts poo, didn't you hear, i'm a huge hardsports fan
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that would be an awful mess, wet weakened tissue paper and fingers go straight through it,
Last edited by Walshie; 13-07-15 at 23:26.
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Just stop using the cheep stuff and clean then use a wet tissue and not just two squares either then there is no mess and dont forget to wash your hand,. Loll
also you could also use a bottle of water to wash then use the tissue to clean also many ways of hygiene for where or when
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that would be an awful mess, wet weakened tissue paper and fingers go straight through it,
Last edited by Ladyvonteese; 13-07-15 at 23:44.
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Whatever you say, Granny
That's a disgrace. Take a dump before a point mentioned or hold it. Christ sake.
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Seriously man, grow up and, get a life!
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