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    As we are on the subject, do girls really fart? I mean my wife does ... but I asked Kyla once, and I asked her to be totally honest here, I said "baby, do you fart?", and she said "No".

    I really dunno, what's one to think?

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    That did make me laugh! But seriously such a turn off for either a guy or girl to be doing this before getting down and dirty.

    If I go to someone home and they have not cleaned their toilet its also a big turn off and excuse myself and leave as its an automatic turn off too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flappy View Post
    At an appointment once and the girl blamed her cat for the smell, no fucking way was it from her cat but didn't think a girl so stunning looking could produce such a smell!!
    Really freaked me out tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Girls do but ladies don't
    Yo bitch.... you sayin my wife isn't a lady?....

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    i am so sorry
    it so funny tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Yo bitch.... you sayin my wife isn't a lady?....
    She farts butterflies
    That's ok!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Ha. She ain't no lady when she going down on me bitch.
    You've met her so... K...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    That did make me laugh! But seriously such a turn off for either a guy or girl to be doing this before getting down and dirty.

    If I go to someone home and they have not cleaned their toilet its also a big turn off and excuse myself and leave as its an automatic turn off too.
    Lady Von Teese
    Better out than in I suppose !!
    Yeah I just kept telling myself it was her "friend " that did it
    Honestly don't think she could of did it... It was very very bad.
    Think my eyes started watering
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    Check out instagram honey there is such a funny one of a prank being played on people who get into the lift, its fecking hilarious!
    I would post it but dont know how. x

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    i am so sorry
    it so funny tho
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