Taking Short

[Ladyvonteese]

Right that is it, your not coming to mine! poo before you go to a ladies place honey not during. And do be leaving skid marks on the bed either. Lol

Ok imagine, you go to see a lady and she opens the door after just doing a poo and you get a big wif of her poo left overs as you enter. Not good either from a client or escort.

Lady Von Teese

Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.

[eirefella]

Im trying to decide which would be a bigger mood killer for a lady, a client taking a shit in her toilet or a client going for a piss.. after they have showered.. actually taking a shit after he has showered is probably worse

and some guys wonder why the appointment didn't go well, double

[Flappy]

Right that is it, your not coming to mine! poo before you go to a ladies place honey not during. And do be leaving skid marks on the bed either. Lol

Ok imagine, you go to see a lady and she opens the door after just doing a poo and you get a big wif of her poo left overs as you enter. Not good either from a client or escort.

Lady Von Teese

At an appointment once and the girl blamed her cat for the smell, no fucking way was it from her cat but didn't think a girl so stunning looking could produce such a smell!!
Really freaked me out tbh

[tom sand]

this Thread

[JAMESCORK]

As we are on the subject, do girls really fart? I mean my wife does ... but I asked Kyla once, and I asked her to be totally honest here, I said "baby, do you fart?", and she said "No".

I really dunno, what's one to think?

[Ladyvonteese]

Check out instagram honey there is such a funny one of a prank being played on people who get into the lift, its fecking hilarious!
I would post it but dont know how. x

Lady Von Teese

i am so sorry
it so funny tho

[bootboy]

Right that is it, your not coming to mine! poo before you go to a ladies place honey not during. And do be leaving skid marks on the bed either. Lol

Ok imagine, you go to see a lady and she opens the door after just doing a poo and you get a big wif of her poo left overs as you enter. Not good either from a client or escort.

Lady Von Teese

Thank you for pointing that out.

[Walshie]

Right that is it, your not coming to mine! poo before you go to a ladies place honey not during. And do be leaving skid marks on the bed either. Lol

Ok imagine, you go to see a lady and she opens the door after just doing a poo and you get a big wif of her poo left overs as you enter. Not good either from a client or escort.

Lady Von Teese

Ah you're a harsh lady, bowels can have a mind of their own especially after a large Chicken Vindaloo and my granny did teach me to wipe my bottom properly.
And as for the escorts poo, didn't you hear, i'm a huge hardsports fan

[Ladyvonteese]

Even worse is when someone takes a shower (regardless of when and where they poo honey) and one is left with skid marks, there is just no rime or reason for this either.

Have a lovely Monday

Lady Von Teese

Im trying to decide which would be a bigger mood killer for a lady, a client taking a shit in her toilet or a client going for a piss.. after they have showered.. actually taking a shit after he has showered is probably worse

and some guys wonder why the appointment didn't go well, double

[JAMESCORK]

Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.

Fuck sake... use your imagination... Play a game on your phone or something...