Maybe I'm not so ugly after all. Your even uglier than me
Forget Daniel. Your a handsome little devil. I like your accent. Sure I'll go on a date with you. I love your hair by the way.
Ok you can have your date and I'll put a bag over my face.
Dear patty,
PLEASE HELP!
you seem to be the wan like an agony aunt or something like that around here.
you see, ive got a date with a girl called HOT BETTY i,m all worried incase i get it all wrong.
1. at what point when i first kiss her do i stick my tongue down her throat?
2. what will i do if she laughs if i cant get a good horn for her or if i cum in my y-fronts?
3. is it the best way to find out if she wants sex on the 1st date by putting my hand in her knickers?
4. will she mind that i want her to wear a paper bag on her head while we have sex on our 1st date?
please Aunt Patty help, the angst is keeping me up all night playing with myself, i just dont know what to do
Last edited by eoghan; 17-01-09 at 11:47.
I see you on the late late show making a tit of yourself
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