Ugly Betty off to a flying start

[eoghan]

I see you on the late late show making a tit of yourself

jasus hwm what a nite, i,m still wreaked.

thon wan stevie g from boysone says to me "how many E,s are there in eoghan?" i says wan.....E...O......next thing he stuffs somethin in me gob and says "there,s 2 now he he"

fuksake! next thing, i was givin it loads up singin my next hit from my new album 28000 friends available in the shops from 6th april

and i met Patricia from E-I who was treating all the wee girls from admin staff to a night out at the late late show

and it was great to meet you highwayman, thanks for driving that bus load of oul doll fans down from donegal and thanks for doing so well at looking after my donegal fan club hwm, all them oul dolls think yer haircut like mine is cool

and Clodagh was lovely last nite. she sat on my hand accidently when i absentmindedly set it there jus before she sat beside me. i could see her cleavage and my y-fronts near burst. i swear i,d eat me chips outta her knickers.

and thanks to stevie g for helping me back to my hotel room and putting me to bed. i,m never doing e,s again for they give me a sore hole in the morning.

[Black Bess]

it was great to meet you highwayman, thanks for driving that bus load of oul doll fans down from donegal and thanks for doing so well at looking after my donegal fan club hwm

Sorry it took so long to get the gang to Dublin Eoghan. The downturn has hit his coach business hard so he’s had to resort to some drastic fuel cost cutting measures. Guess who gets the shitty end of the stick ? yeah muggin’s here.

[thehighwayman]

When he was putting you to bed he sang you this song YouTube - steven gately bright eyes
Then when he was lying beside you doing his gay thing he sang this wee tune for you YouTube - Boyzone - When The Going Gets Tough

[thehighwayman]

Hey Bess I thought you were supposed to be riding at the grand national. You weren't up to much at Cheltenham. A bit like Liz an old nag who had her day

[Black Bess]

If you didn’t have me dragging that fecking contraption all over the Country day and night and hiring it out to touring escorts I might stand a chance today but as it is I think I’ll come good on the final furlong and win by a short head and you will not be allowed in the winners enclosure btw. Liz is my trainer so she gets the glory you knobbled me at Cheltenham and well you know it.

[eoghan]

When he was putting you to bed he sang you this song YouTube - steven gately bright eyes
Then when he was lying beside you doing his gay thing he sang this wee tune for you YouTube - Boyzone - When The Going Gets Tough

oh i love that wan, stevie has his own special version for me

"Brown eye, burning like fire. Brown eye, how can you close and fail?........."

hes teaching me the YMCA dance too with stevie dressed like a cowboy with these chaps on that let his bum sticking out and me in louis walshers indian costume.

be sure to come to the new boysone tour cos i,m singing in it ymca with stevie. yous will hear the other wans from MY NEW ALBUM 280,000 FRIENDS

I think stevie want to be my manager or something cos i overheard him saying something about being able to manage some young bugger

are you for trying that talent show "stars in yer eyes" with yer danial o,donel impression again this year highwayman???????

[eoghan]

Sorry it took so long to get the gang to Dublin Eoghan. The downturn has hit his coach business hard so he’s had to resort to some drastic fuel cost cutting measures. Guess who gets the shitty end of the stick ? yeah muggin’s here.

jasus its like a pope mobile for wan of them king of the travellers