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    Default Science of the future.......the breakfast roll.

    I got a breakfast roll earlier. I rarely do as I dont want to mess up my studiness. I never understand the thinking behind such a scientific endeavour. Personally I think mankind was invented easier. Many moons ago I touched onthe lost art of the kebab. Basically that they are so badly made you have to kick it up the road in front of you. Well, like a case of teh runs ,just when you think it cant get worse it does. The breakfast roll doesnt even get to the floor, it doesnt get anyway cause its in shit the moment you open it. Forget about eating this tripe. So I here to help all you breakfast roll makers and eaters.

    First off put the beans in first cause they are runny and will run if put in on top. Then put the loose stuff like msuhrooms in cause they fall around easier. Then put the egg in cause the yolk will break and run down your trousers. Then (and this is the key), put the rashers in and they provide a sort of roof like pressure to prevent the runny and breaking stuff from running and breaking. After that you can put your shit in it or whatever else because it doesnt matter.

    I know you can do it,
    Westside.

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    Where does the sausage go
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    Where does the sausage go
    In the breakfast roll on top maybe?

    Westside.

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    Ah, you didn't say, and as the sausage is a very important part of the roll, I would have expected it to get a mention

    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    In the breakfast roll on top maybe?

    Westside.
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    I never have and never will eat a breakfast roll with beans and mushrooms first off and secondle, 2 of the messiest 'breakfast' items you could choose.

    To me the perfect breakfast roll has 5 ingredients.
    Sausage, rasher, pudding, egg and Roll.
    Roll could be but doesn't have to be buttered, and maybe some ketchup on the side if I am eating it at a table

    You wont know, until you try!

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    Also, couldnt resist

    You wont know, until you try!

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    its nearly as bad as with a salad bar roll. they should be trained in engineer school

    and squishing it all into the roll (packing it full of stuff) means no room to expand into when you bite it, so instead of bread with stuff in it, you end up with stuff with bread in it.....and all over your fingers and hands. may aswell just give you a box and a fork


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagane00 View Post
    Also, couldnt resist

    love that
    have'nt heard it in years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    I got a breakfast roll earlier. I rarely do as I dont want to mess up my studiness. I never understand the thinking behind such a scientific endeavour. Personally I think mankind was invented easier. Many moons ago I touched onthe lost art of the kebab. Basically that they are so badly made you have to kick it up the road in front of you. Well, like a case of teh runs ,just when you think it cant get worse it does. The breakfast roll doesnt even get to the floor, it doesnt get anyway cause its in shit the moment you open it. Forget about eating this tripe. So I here to help all you breakfast roll makers and eaters.

    First off put the beans in first cause they are runny and will run if put in on top. Then put the loose stuff like msuhrooms in cause they fall around easier. Then put the egg in cause the yolk will break and run down your trousers. Then (and this is the key), put the rashers in and they provide a sort of roof like pressure to prevent the runny and breaking stuff from running and breaking. After that you can put your shit in it or whatever else because it doesnt matter.

    I know you can do it,
    Westside.

    Here's an idea, put it on a plate!

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    I think I dozed off half way through reading this boring post

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