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    Quote Originally Posted by tom rambo View Post
    The want to get a lot of money to shag you jib,
    Yes, they would want to. I'm not the prettiest of pictures. I'll tell you something for nothing, I'm getting tired of reprogramming VCRs. The shittiest technology ever invented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Yes, they would want to. I'm not the prettiest of pictures. I'll tell you something for nothing, I'm getting tired of reprogramming VCRs. The shittiest technology ever invented.
    Thought VCRs had joined Sony Walkmans in technology heaven in the sky.Reprogramming for the more mature escort,eh!

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    No money........No honey.
    Ripped this off the English version of this site.
    Saw a few familiar ,if inactive names from here, over there. ...along with the tumbleweed blowing through the place.

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    We pay thay money to hang out

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    If only they would answer their phones...

    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    they want you to shut the fuck up and book them

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    they want you to shut the fuck up and book them
    Sometimes you would wonder whether they even want that ? Its a funny business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Thought VCRs had joined Sony Walkmans in technology heaven in the sky.Reprogramming for the more mature escort,eh!
    You're forgetting that I invented time travel. And chess.

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    Money, a good time together and a bit of friendly banter. A few kinky memories each to look back on that one can use as wanking material in that hour of need.loll

    Lady Von Teese

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    Apart from spondulex....
    Now in London check out my new photos, over 200 free to view

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    You're forgetting that I invented time travel. And chess.
    I want my chess sucked after I have a game of dick.
    Dick is popping up everywhere today.
    No or every pun intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    Money, a good time together and a bit of friendly banter. A few kinky memories each to look back on that one can use as wanking material in that hour of need.loll

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    Fair enough...

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