Sleeping with girls....?

[lan78902000]

Funnily enough sleeping seems to be something i can do on my own, i dont need anyone else there for that, i have the experience i need to get the job done.


Sucking my cock on the other hand...

[thehighwayman]

Girls wouldn't charge a lower rate as it's technically their time your paying for. Anything else that happens is between consenting adults. Maybe you should try adultfriendfinder or some website like that.

[Patricia]

Funnily enough sleeping seems to be something i can do on my own, i dont need anyone else there for that, i have the experience i need to get the job done.

Yeah, count yourself lucky... Who wants to share their bed?

There is nothing like a great big cool yet snug bed all to yourself, nodody else taking up all the room, sweating, snoring, farting* etc

* I joke not, many a moons ago I had a fella who used to fart in his sleep... Great big loud ones in succession at 3 in the morning. Lovely looking thing, but FFS, I had to get rid of him... Can't be having that.

[Quarterpoundher]

Yeah, count yourself lucky... Who wants to share their bed?

There is nothing like a great big cool yet snug bed all to yourself, nodody else taking up all the room, sweating, snoring, farting* etc

* I joke not, many a moons ago I had a fella who used to fart in his sleep... Great big loud ones in succession at 3 in the morning. Lovely looking thing, but FFS, I had to get rid of him... Can't be having that.

Sorry Patricia, I’ll get me coat but thanks for use of the bed anyhows . To much fast food I guess back in those days. But you were a fair hand at it to as I recall. They used to train sniffer dogs in your gaff after you had a few curry’s to train them to ignore all other scents. I barely made it out alive many’s the night.

And what’s with all the scatter cushions?

[ninebythree]

Yeah, count yourself lucky... Who wants to share their bed?

There is nothing like a great big cool yet snug bed all to yourself, nodody else taking up all the room, sweating, snoring, farting* etc

* I joke not, many a moons ago I had a fella who used to fart in his sleep... Great big loud ones in succession at 3 in the morning. Lovely looking thing, but FFS, I had to get rid of him... Can't be having that.

did he hold ure head under duvet when he did it

nbt

[Noah]

chin up man