Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
Yeah, count yourself lucky... Who wants to share their bed?

There is nothing like a great big cool yet snug bed all to yourself, nodody else taking up all the room, sweating, snoring, farting* etc

* I joke not, many a moons ago I had a fella who used to fart in his sleep... Great big loud ones in succession at 3 in the morning. Lovely looking thing, but FFS, I had to get rid of him... Can't be having that.

did he hold ure head under duvet when he did it

nbt