This place is kind of dead today so i thought i would ask a question that requires a few word of an answer.

What do you call your privates, or even your partners privates ?

I call mine "the nameless one" or sometimes "quarter pounder with cheese" depending when i last showered

What do you women call your fun zones? I have a few ridiculous ones for breasts, such as "yabba dabbas" and "blouse bunnies" but would be interested in finding out any fun names you use.