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    Default Pet-names for privates?

    This place is kind of dead today so i thought i would ask a question that requires a few word of an answer.

    What do you call your privates, or even your partners privates ?

    I call mine "the nameless one" or sometimes "quarter pounder with cheese" depending when i last showered

    What do you women call your fun zones? I have a few ridiculous ones for breasts, such as "yabba dabbas" and "blouse bunnies" but would be interested in finding out any fun names you use.
    "Say hi to your mother for me ok"

    Lan

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    Default Oh my god

    I'm the only one on this board who names their genitals aren't I! ADMIT IT!!

    This...this is a dark, dark day for me and the nameless one.
    "Say hi to your mother for me ok"

    Lan

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    Not exactly what you asked, but I saw this period drama on bbc a while ago and the young lady referred to their virginity as her "maiden head" and her fella asked "Can I take your maiden head?". I thought that was funny Jesus, did people honestly speak like that 100 years ago?

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    Ian I don't think Quarterpoundher will be impressed you called your genitals after him. I just call mine Dick

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    As a child I used to call my lad my "Tiddly dee" lol

    My favourite names for titties is "Love Bubbles" or "Norks" .... both manage a smirk. Female southern region nicknames tend to be a little more crude however. Generally there is no "nice" word....some of the crude ones are "Hatchet hole" "snatch" and "gee"

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    mickey!..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    Ian I don't think Quarterpoundher will be impressed you called your genitals after him. I just call mine Dick
    Thats OK Highway mines a Big Mac and me buns are fresh outta the oven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    mickey!..........
    BAN THIS CHARLATEN!!!

    coulds been worse....coulda called the the queer fella Minnie

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    Mini Me

    And if u want to see it it will cost u,

    one million dollars!!!

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    No thanks, are you on the board of Manchester City by any chance

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